You don’t need emotions to cause problems, just this shirt and a pulse. The “Dead Inside But Still Horny” tee is made for the emotionally unavailable, commitment-phobic chaos gremlin in all of us. With cracked skeleton hands framing a bleeding anatomical heart, it’s not just a tee, it’s a warning, a confession, and a walking red flag all in one.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to bed. Wear it when you're texting someone you shouldn’t. Again.
Printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks with an ultra-soft, lived-in feel that only gets better with every wash. These 100% cotton tees are built to last and stay vibrant even after countless cycles.
