If you have to ask... you're not ready. Say hi to the most unhinged tee in your closet. The “Everything Is a Dildo If You’re Brave Enough” shirt is a chaotic mix of cuteness and corruption. Featuring a smiling cactus with serious pain potential and a punchy pink design that screams “therapy won’t help me.”
This shirt isn’t just a conversation starter; it’s a friendship test, a parental warning, and a loud declaration that your humor is deeply inappropriate and you’re not changing anytime soon.
Printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks with an ultra-soft, lived-in feel that only gets better with every wash. These 100% cotton tees are built to last and stay vibrant even after countless cycles.
